||[Jun. 5th, 2004|10:58 pm]
(Scene: Ryan and Jessica at work. Jessica running the register. Ryan running around.)|
Jessica: QuikTrip, this is Jessica.
Caller (sounding professional): May I speak to Ryan please?
Jessica (equally professional): Yes, give me just a moment.
(Jessica hands the phone to Ryan)
Ryan: This is Ryan.
Caller: Hey, it's Skyler.
R: Hey man.
Skyler: Dude, that chick that answered the phone sounds hot.
R: She's like a 9.5, man.
S: Take a picture of her and send it to me.
(Ryan hangs up and gets his cell phone out. Ryan and Jessica go over to the magazine rack and take a picture of a hot model and send it to Skyler, laughing.)
J: QuikTrip, this is Jessica.
S: Is that really you?
J: Yeah, Ryan took a picture of one of my pictures from my wallet.
(Skyler continues to flirt with Jessica, thinking that she is a hot model. Skyler offers to bring Ryan dinner so he can meet Jessica.)
(Skyler walks in wearing a button up shirt, the top two buttons undone, khaki's, and cologne. After meeting the real Jessica, he vowed to get Ryan back.)
Days later, Skyler returned to visit and showed that he had made the fake picture of Jessica his wallpaper for his cell phone. Poor guy.