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Buy Stuff [Sep. 21st, 2004|07:16 pm]
I am now an official Avon eRepresentative. Buy stuff from me.

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Problem [Sep. 20th, 2004|04:51 pm]
I have a problem. My sister is on live journal now. She knows my screen name, but she won't give me hers. I can't write about anything that I want to anymore because I'm afraid that she would rat me out to our grandparents.

What do I do?
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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2004|05:50 pm]
Carnivale is coming out on DVD!!!!
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School's Back [Aug. 24th, 2004|05:14 pm]
So... School is back in session. I hope that everyone is excited as I am. (In case you can't tell, I'm not excited at all.) With summer behind me, it's time to prepare myself for mediocre paychecks and early mornings. There is good news though!

One of my courses is a telecourse on TV. The professor actually recommended that you record it and watch it later. However, I decided to shell out twenty four of my grandparents' dollars to have all of the lectures on CD-ROM, that way, I won't have to worry about remembering when it is on TV. Even better than that is that the bookstore will buy it back when I'm done.

My English teacher is not as hot as ratemyprofessor.com made him sound.

My Philosophy teacher kinda looks like a young Adrienne Barbeau.

I am waiting to go to my Math class, so I don't know what to expect other than an Asian guy. Ratemyprofessor.com says that he is a good teacher, but after the letdown of not having a hot English teacher, they are losing my trust.
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Company Picnic [Jul. 19th, 2004|12:08 pm]
I have to go to the company picnic this Friday. It's at Silver Dollar City this year. I have an extra ticket and an extra meal, so if anybody wants to go with me, just let me know. I'll pay for the gas... I don't want to look pathetic in front of coworkers.

In other news, I have lost 8 pounds and two inches in two weeks.
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It kinda looks like my cat. [Jun. 10th, 2004|06:37 pm]
[mood |sadsad]

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Vacation [Jun. 8th, 2004|09:24 pm]
[mood |paranoid]
[music |The Andy Griffith Song as sung by a cockatiel]

My mom's on vacation right now. I'm housesitting. (Really, I just have to walk the dog.) I'm staying here tonight to do laundry and wash my truck tomorrow.

Liz is coming over to discuss wedding plans. I can't wait for her to get here because it is very quiet in the house. (Except for the dog's toenails and the bird's annoying shrieking.)

The next door neighbor here scares me even more than my next door neighbor at my apartment. I mean... I know for a fact that this guy has been incarcerated more than once. And he listens to bad heavy metal, just like Danny. But there is a good twenty feet and two walls between where I am and where he is and I could sing along if I wanted to.

So I checked all of the locks twice and sat in the office to watch Sex and the City, because apparent;y, my mom's DVD player is shit.
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Mean Prank [Jun. 5th, 2004|10:58 pm]
(Scene: Ryan and Jessica at work. Jessica running the register. Ryan running around.)


Jessica: QuikTrip, this is Jessica.
Caller (sounding professional): May I speak to Ryan please?
Jessica (equally professional): Yes, give me just a moment.

(Jessica hands the phone to Ryan)

Ryan: This is Ryan.
Caller: Hey, it's Skyler.
R: Hey man.
Skyler: Dude, that chick that answered the phone sounds hot.
R: She's like a 9.5, man.
S: Take a picture of her and send it to me.

(Ryan hangs up and gets his cell phone out. Ryan and Jessica go over to the magazine rack and take a picture of a hot model and send it to Skyler, laughing.)


J: QuikTrip, this is Jessica.
S: Is that really you?
J: Yeah, Ryan took a picture of one of my pictures from my wallet.

(Skyler continues to flirt with Jessica, thinking that she is a hot model. Skyler offers to bring Ryan dinner so he can meet Jessica.)
(Skyler walks in wearing a button up shirt, the top two buttons undone, khaki's, and cologne. After meeting the real Jessica, he vowed to get Ryan back.)

Days later, Skyler returned to visit and showed that he had made the fake picture of Jessica his wallpaper for his cell phone. Poor guy.
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Promotion Time [May. 13th, 2004|10:03 am]
Another promotion coming up... maybe two. A manager is leaving, openeing up positions all down the line. Also, someone is about to leave, voluntary or otherwise.

My dad thinks that he is going to get promoted. I don't have the heart to tell him that there is not a chance in hell for him to get it. The other people who are eligible for that promotion would make better 1A's (Mert, Cristina). But see... here's the thing: if they promote a night person, I might not get it again. If a day person gets it, then I have a way better chance at being promoted.

I need to get promoted so I can move into a better apartment before I have to renew my lease. I already have an apartment picked out! My perfect apartment
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2004|10:02 am]
Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Coke bottles
Your Favorite Target:Goths
Your Kill Count:723,516,751
Your Battle Cry:"Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail:33
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$158,995,696,034,414
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 96%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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